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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

What do you call a neurotic octopus from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

What happened to the cold jellyfish It from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

Who robs banks and squirts ink Billy from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

How does an octopus go to war from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

Who held the baby octopus to ransom from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

What did the baby dolphin do when from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans Within from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How could the dolphin afford to buy from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Does a dolphin ever do something by from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby Because from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!

How does a group of dolphins make from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

An old lady was considering buying a from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

A snail starts a slow climb up from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

What gas do snails prefer Shell Various from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

How do snails get their shells all from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

What do you do when two snails from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

What did one slug say to another from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!